May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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