IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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