Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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