I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
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We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
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How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
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