she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Never let your siblings swipe right.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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