He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
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I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
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That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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