found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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