his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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