I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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