This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
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Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
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I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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