i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
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Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
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Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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