party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Randomize
