your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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