Tell her she can't have a vagina
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
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I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
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Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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