You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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