She is in my trunk
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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