Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
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I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
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The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
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