I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
