is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
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He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
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holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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