He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
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at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
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90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
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