My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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