Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
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i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
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He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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