i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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