I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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