Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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