Small penises have feelings too.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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