I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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