I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Randomize
