Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
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Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
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How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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