I hate all girls vehemently.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
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Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
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then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
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