after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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