Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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