I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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