Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I understand Curling. That high.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
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Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
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It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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