Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
