He is such a slut. More and more my type.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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