The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Randomize
