I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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