so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
