Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
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I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
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I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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