Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
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