Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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