i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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