kristin has been a bad kristin
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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