sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Randomize
