Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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