I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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