I don't think brook has ever known best
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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