FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I could fuck to npr.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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