please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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