singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Randomize
