nut hugger
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
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I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
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Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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