your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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