but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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