also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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