I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
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He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
They took my balls.
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GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
I'm like, not good at living.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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