I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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