K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
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i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
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My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
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